I Hate Sports!!
I Hate Sports: Lord Kramer's Cup
Well, here we are at the second week of the series, and I STILL hate Sports! Luckily, the world of sports has been good to me so far in providing me lots of subjects for ridicule -- like this weeks winner of the FIRST Lord Kramer's Cup: Kyle Busch. Watch the video and Gently Weep for a great guitar that got done wrong. . .
I Hate Sports: Pep Rallies Suck!
If you went to High School in the United States, you were probably required to attend several Pep Assemblies to cheer on your Football or Basketball teams.
Chances are, however, that you never had a dance for the Wrestling team or a parade for the tennis team because all sports are not created equal. Our schools waste vast sums of money on Athletic programs while kids who want to pursue careers in the arts (where they have a MUCH better chance of landing a real job than the average kid does of getting an NBA contract) see their music, drama, and art budgets cut back year after year.
One more reason why "I HATE SPORTS."
I Hate Sports!: Waterboarding Kobe Bryant
I'm really sick of the way we keep setting up sports personalities as role models for our children, when most of these "stars" are about as mature as a bad tempered five year old. Because of their physical prowess they are babied and shielded from the world, their messes are continuously cleaned up, and if you have as much money as Kobe Bryant you can even buy your way out of a rape trial.
I Hate Sports: Baseball Broke?
Yes, its Sunday again and I still HATE SPORTS! But what's the connection between Major League Baseball and National Health Care?
Hate Sports? Make Money!
Hey! There's a Recession on and I've got an easy way to make all of you out there a LOT of money!
Just a Couple of Balls
Well, I had to do SOMETHING for the Superbowl!
