First Blog of Sam (George W. Bush) Locke!!!
Sam Locke here!
Some of you may know me as President Bush, in the American Ranger series, or Jordan from Marx and Sun. Now I've been promoted to "Blogger" status here at Britethorn!
I'm pretty excited about this, and figure I'll do some wilder posts in the future, but I thought I should start by letting you all get to know me, so that you'll know who you're reading the jumbled thoughts of.
I grew up in Rockwood, Tennessee, a small town between Nashville and Knoxville (closer to Knoxville), with my parents, Jim and Jan, and my brother, Jimmy (who is ten years older than me). When I was seven years old, I began playing mandolin, and doing impressions. I played with a band with my dad, called "Southern Comfort", where I played mandolin, and told little jokes to entertain the crowd between the songs (mostly at the expense of banjo players).
My senior year of highschool, I began putting my impressions to good use, impersonating teachers for sketches and announcements.
I went for one year at Austin Peay State University, in Clarksville, Tennessee, (Yes the town the Monkees sang about) because of their sketch comedy (TAPED) series, "Campus Wild" which only lasted until the end of my first semester, which led me to leave after the second semester.
I moved back to Rockwood, and worked in Radio for about a year, doing commercials/producing/sketches on the air, as well as tech.
I moved to Chicago, in January of 2004, to take improv classes at the Second City. I got a job at the Second City, first as a host, then as the cook (aka kitchen manager), where I met John Kramer and Aaron Sjoholm, who later founded Britethorn.
One year ago, I put in my two weeks notice at Second City, so I could focus on performing at The Annoyance Theater, where I have performed ever since.
Well, that's me. I know it was long, and boring, but that's what they say, "The First Blog is always the dullest". Now that you know me, I can focus on the fun stuff!
Write to you soon!



Comments
Bush committed hate crimes with the stench of terrorism
Speaking of George W. Bush:
George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).
George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.
And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.
Many people know what Bush did.
And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.
Bush was absolute evil.
Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.
Bush is a psychological prisoner.
Bush has a lot to worry about.
Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.
In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.
Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
“GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
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I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memory so it never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.
No Kidding!
Well, as Sam Locke was my father, all i can say is....hello bro! You sound (read?) like a funny guy. I'd like to get to know you better. My daughter Lizzie was in Chicago for a while back in the '90's and worked at SC for a while. Keep in touch......and keep everyone laughing...it's a good deterent to violence.
George Locke
Sam Locke
Of course Sam left out the part about him being a "Chick Magnet!"
Of course
That's blog 2! I can't blow all my material in one blog!
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