Well, this is the time of year when most people are putting together their New Years Resolutions, but with Newt Gingrich being so busy on the campaign trail, I thought he might need a little help with his, so here are some suggestions
1.) People hate know-it-alls. Try acting a little befuddled. It worked for Reagan and W.
2.) Send Callista to Hairspray rehab and get her off the stuff. No one wants a First Lady who looks like she’s wearing a blonde motorcycle helmet all the time.